Things that turn you on? Well I can tell you two that don’t; Shevchenko and Carroll.
… ugh, if only I had a baseball bat, flamethrower, Trump’s hairpiece and two cupcakes.
dieromantikundweltschmerz-deact asked: The thing is, I'm a bloke and I wish to be like Oliver Tate. Any tips? :P
The female population surely appreciates your enthusiasm. Nevertheless, there can only be one man as mighty as Oliver Tate.
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The man, the myth, the legend. Oliver Tate. Despite being a fictional character, if faced with the opportunity to deflower a pretty little thing like you, you know he would.
If the chance to have a night of amore with Olive Tate presented itself, who in their right mind would say no? Well, since you are reading this I take it that a night of sweet lovemaking with THE man is possibly in your not to far of future. I very much doubt that you would be unsure of whether Tate would be a suitable mate, but just incase here are ten reasons that will put your mind at ease (and your panties on the floor):
Read more after the jump…
Okay I don’t know about this… maybe I am the only one. But seriously, seeing this soft and gentle man rocking a hard-on without showing even the slightest hint of shame is tremble-worthy.
I’m like a 9 on the Richter scale right now…
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Who in their right mind could resist a young Kassem G? If I had known him back then he would have rounded the bases like Barry Bonds.
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